
Chimichanga
Unh-Uhh No Way!
Should I hit my brother cause he called me names
Or take him down since he broke up my game
Should I tell a lie of how I lost a toy
And blame it on the next door neighbor boy
(Well I…. don’t even think about it…)
Unh-uh no way forget about it
Ain’t gonna’ happen, Nope! tbbbstpph! (2x)
If I do it I’ll feel yucky
Cuz’ I know it would be wrong
Unh-Uh no way forget about it
Ain’t gonna’ happen, Nope – tbbbstpph!
I sure like cookies mommy makes them so yummy
Do you think she’ll notice two more in my tummy
It’s just a little lie she’ll probably never know
I’ve gotta’ have more cookies if I’m ever gonna’ grow
(they sure smell good…)
Unh-uh no way forget about it
Ain’t gonna’ happen, Nope! tbbbstpph! (2x)
If I do it I’ll feel yucky
Cuz’ I know it would be wrong
Unh-Uh no way forget about it
Ain’t gonna’ happen, Nope – tbbbstpph!
So I’m sad to say today I said some things that were not nice
I hurt my sister’s feelings and I’m gonna’ pay the price
How can God still love me when I’ve been so mean
Why would he forgive the worst kid he’s ever seen?
(would God really not forgive me….?)
Unh-uh no way forget about it
Ain’t gonna’ happen, Nope! tbbbstpph! (2x)
He’ll never leave me or forsake me
And on His love I can depend
Unh-Uh no way forget about it
Ain’t gonna’ happen, Nope – tbbbstpph!
Ain’t gonna’ happen, Nope – tbbbstpph!
Ain’t gonna’ happen, Nope tbbbstpph!
© 2016 Perry Springman, Mark Heimermann
Why Does the World Have Slivers?
Why does the world have slivers?
Why does my nose run in winter?
When will I understand
Why God made mosquitos and horse flies?
Why does the world have slivers?
Tell me what’s the point in bathing?
Think of all the water I’d be saving
Once a month would be fine
Much less in wintertime oh my
Tell me what’s the point in bathing?
So many things that I don’t understand
Why my Mom and Dad can’t explain it to me
They just say that our world is in God’s hands
He made all things good, trust Him and believe
And why do I have to wear clothes and shoes?
You said our house is like a zoo
A bear doesn’t bath or wear
Socks or long underwear
And he’s happy as can be
(Chorus)
Why does the world have slivers?
Why does my nose run in winter?
When will I understand
Why God made mosquitos and horse flies?
Why does the world have slivers?
© 2016 Perry Springman, Mark Heimermann
Mommy and Daddy
Mommy is good Mommy is fair
Sometimes Mommy has stikky-uppy hair
Mommy is beautiful Mommy is kind
She tells the best stories at bedtime
Mommy is brave Mommy is strong
She knows the words to all of my songs
Mommy is smart, Mommy is wise
Mommy can wink with either of her eyes
And every night before I go to sleep
I thank God for my mommy so sweet
I am hers and she is mine
And I’d choose her over cookies every time
(Okay, Daddy’s turn….)
Daddy is tall like a big pine tree
He holds my hand and loves to walk with me
Daddy is gentle Daddy is true
He fixes anything with his special glue
Daddy carries me when I’m feeling tired
He makes great pancakes and big camp fires
Daddy is handsome and plays with me
And gives me hugs and says “I’m his honey-bee!”
And every night before I go to sleep
I thank God for my Daddy so sweet
I am his and he is mine
And I’d choose him over candy every time
I won’t choose either so I’ll take them both
I couldn’t say who I love the most
Mommy is amazing and Daddy is cool
Even though we haven’t got a swimming pool
And every night before I go to sleep
I thank God for my parents so sweet
I am theirs and they are mine
And I’d choose them over ice cream every time
©2016 Perry Springman, Mark Heimermann
Sleepyhead
Hey sleepyhead
It’s time to get out of bed
Hey hey sleepyhead
It’s time to get out of bed
Sunrise, the birds are singing
Another beautiful day
Let’s go, breakfast is ready
Your friends are waiting to play
Hey hey sleepyhead
It’s time to get out of bed
Hey hey sleepyhead
It’s time to get out of bed
Outside, Saturday’s calling
There’s no time to waste
Our yard is perfect for running
We’ll start a game of chase
Hey hey sleepyhead
It’s time to get out of bed
Hey hey sleepyhead
It’s time to get out of bed
The sun is down the day is done
Now we’ve got our jammies on
Tired out from all the fun
Will you sing a goodnight song
Hey sleepyhead
It’s time to jump into bed
Hey hey sleepyhead
It’s time to jump into bed
©2015 Mark Heimermann, Perry Springman
The 3 Minute Clean-up
My Ukulele
Sometimes I like to close my eyes
And pretend I’m in paradise
Jumping in the waves with my family and friends
Palm trees swaying in the ocean breeze
Coconuts falling on a sandy beach
There’s nothing better than being here again
I love to play my ukulele
It puts a smile on my face
And it brightens up my day
Cuz when I play my ukulele
People love to gather round
When they hear that island sound
Hula dancing as the sun goes down
‘Till the moon and the stars come out
Sitting by the fire everybody’s singing songs
This happiness I’m feeling is not a dream
It’s just what happens every time…
I love to play my ukulele
It puts a smile on my face
And it brightens up my day
Cuz when I play my ukulele
People love to gather round
When they hear that island sound
Hula dancing as the sun goes down
‘Till the moon and the stars come out
Sitting by the fire everybody’s singing songs
This happiness I’m feeling is not a dream
It’s just what happens every time…
I love to play my ukulele
It puts a smile on my face
And it brightens up my day
Cuz when I play my ukulele
People love to gather round
When they hear that island sound
©2016 Perry Springman, Mark Heimermann
Me And Buddy
In a field of yellow flowers
Me and Buddy run for hours
Chasing butterflies and all the clouds away
It’s so fun I can’t stop laughing
Buddy’s tail it won’t stop waggin’
Thankyou God for such a perfect day
It makes me wanna’ say
Whoo hoo…..
How could life be any better
Lying in the grass together
Watching cotton candy teddy bears float by
Across the sky
It’s so beautiful, it’s so wonderful, it’s so great to be alive
Whoo hoo….
This is the day you’ve made. This is the day
I’m so happy that I could fly and I just can’t keep it all inside
When I don’t know what to do
I run and jump and sing my song to you
©2016 Perry Springman, Mark Heimermann
Bouncy Bouncy
And I go….Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy
On the trampoline
I go….Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy
On the trampoline
I can fly so high I can reach the sky
and my feet don’t ever touch the ground
I can twist and twirl I can flip my world
And make it all look upside down
(Chorus)
I go up and down like a circus clown
And pretend I’m running through the air
You can watch me drop do a belly flop
I look as silly as a dancing bear
(Chorus)
Sometimes I take my blanket and pillow
And camp out on our trampoline
I gaze at the stars and dream of tomorrow
When I’ll turn into a jumping bean – A Mexican jumping bean?
(chorus)
© 2016 Perry Springman, Mark Heimermann
Happy Beach
What a place to be
Where everything is free
This island paradise, the place that I call home
Sit on my porch and sing
My Yokahama swing
My friends are laughing ‘cause I sing like I’m alone
A pocket full of sand
The richest kind of man
I’m so thankful for everything that I have
There’s not much anyway
It won’t get in the way
And I would never trade (it for)
This life that He gave me, when He made me…
Every sunrise is a little bit of heaven
on an island with blue skies
And you and I will know an everlasting high
In my eyes I see God smiling back at me
in the faces of my friends
On a happy beach without end…
Looking for some shells
I found the deepest well
Right here inside me like a fountain from the ground
Full of happiness More content with less
More time for playing chase until we all fall down
Sleepin’ like a king ‘Cause I’ve got everything
As we’re walking along we’ll be singing a song
…it goes on and on and on
(chorus)
(bridge)
I don’t philosophize
It’s fun to minimize
My faith is simple so it’s easy to believe
Think I’ll stay for a while
In this faith like a child
Cause I believe you’ve saved me
© 2010 Words and Music; Perry Springman, R. McAllister
